this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands. it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
I completely believe that the science side of tumblr is just Hank Green sitting on a throne surrounded by hamsters that are in little exercise balls and bumping into each other.
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live